Sanctuary

goodenoughforjazz:

justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking

pudus:

dont ask me about 2009

swan2swan:

douxmaradoux:

I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends. 

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qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

oliviacarrion:

me talking about my favorite things

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vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

iamthemeep:

sodamnrelatable:

trying to talk to someone you really admire

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I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

kishikaiisei:

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

reheals:

in this generation, you can’t tell if someone is 13 or 18

verylittlebird:

good idea for a film

it’s about a cop who - get this - doesn’t play by the rules. this guy… he’s something of a loose cannon. but here’s the twist: he doesn’t play by the rules. he’s a lone wolf. you could even say he doesn’t play by the rules. sometimes he actually breaks the rules. that is to say, instead of playing by them. them being the rules. of which he does not play by.

merchandice:

im always like hell yeah i’d survive an apocalypse and then i remember sometimes I nearly faint in the shower because the water is too hot

zackisontumblr:

do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours