If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only
WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA
FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD
There is nothing more fragile than “masculinity”.
INFJ: Any given cryptic deep girl who is just misunderstood in a teen movie
ESTP: Any given bad boy in a teen movie
INTJ: Any given dark silent guy in a teen movie
ESFP: Any given flirty party girl in a teen movie
INFP: Any given geek in a teen movie
ESTJ: Any given overprotective dad in a teen movie
INTP: Any given quiet friend with a crush on the protagonist in a teen movie
ESFJ: Any given mom in a teen movie
ISFJ: Any given girl-next-door in a teen movie
ENTP: Any given likable troublemaker in a teen movie
ISTJ: Any given nerd in a teen movie
ENFP: Any given different, cool girl in a teen movie
ISFP: Any given chill mysterious girl in a teen movie
ENTJ: Any given powerful popular guy in a teen movie
ISTP: Any given sarcastic, witty best friend in a teen movie
ENFJ: Any given advice-giving parent figure in a teen movie
Overtaking someone on foot and having to keep up the uncomfortably fast pace until safely over the horizon
life hack: if you don’t want this to happen when clicking urls
hold in ctrl while clicking
SPREAD THIS LIKE BUTTER ON A TOAST
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
These dudes are fucking legit. They don’t just show up one day in court, either, they actually make friends with the kids and let them know they have a support system and that there are people in the world who care about them and will always have their back. And less important, but also cool, is that the few times a couple of them have come into my cafe, they’ve been super friendly and polite and when I told one of the guys that I noticed his Bikers Against Child Abuse patch and wanted him to know how awesome I thought he was because of it, he got kind of shy and blushed and said, “The kids are the awesome ones, we just let them know they’re allowed to be brave.”
Needs to be reblogged.
Hey, bikers are AWESOME.
These guys are amazing people.
“BACA Mission Statement
Bikers Against Child Abuse (BACA) exists with the intent to create a safer environment for abused children. We exist as a body of Bikers to empower children to not feel afraid of the world in which they live. We stand ready to lend support to our wounded friends by involving them with an established, united organization. We work in conjunction with local and state officials who are already in place to protect children. We desire to send a clear message to all involved with the abused child that this child is part of our organization, and that we are prepared to lend our physical and emotional support to them by affiliation, and our physical presence. We stand at the ready to shield these children from further abuse. We do not condone the use of violence or physical force in any manner, however, if circumstances arise such that we are the only obstacle preventing a child from further abuse, we stand ready to be that obstacle.”
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters