Sanctuary

burgerkid:

could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*

tennants-hair:

tennants-hair:

”i’m 12 but i’m mature for my age!”

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found the 12year old

funny-pictures-uk:

It’s just not polite!

funny-pictures-uk:

It’s just not polite!

okaywork:

[clicks on a person’s url to see how they’re doing after being dragged on their own post]

jutsei:

Playing a co-op game for the first time with friends who are very good at it

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internetvvhore:

good looking 13 year olds 

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klarolicityswan:

every year. 

klarolicityswan:

every year. 

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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ellipsisampersand:

sarahseeandersen:

I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.

and strapless bras either wiggle down or impede a vital thing called breathing  

ellipsisampersand:

sarahseeandersen:

I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.

and strapless bras either wiggle down or impede a vital thing called breathing  

schmergo:

I want a movie about a kid who just so happens to be born a Classic Gothic Hero, but in modern day. His name would be like Byron Dangerfield or something. 

Whenever he has EMOTIONS, there are claps of thunder and lightning. Every time he leans against a piece of furniture, it turns out to open a secret passageway leading to some dark secret, until eventually he’s just like “REALLY, GUYS?” All bad dreams are prophetic, even if it’s just that Starbucks will be out of pumpkin spice syrup the next day. Every girl he talks to swoons a lot and has a tyrannical heavy-browed father who are all played by the same actor. Ravens flock around him.

There are inexplicably paintings with moving eyes and moving suits of armor everywhere he goes, even McDonalds. Every time he moves to a new apartment, there is ALWAYS a screaming woman chained up in the room above his, and she invariably sets the place on fire. He’s so over it.

thatothernguyen:

are penguins even real omfg