Sanctuary

gypsyfairylover:

itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

oh god

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

attackontitanofficial:

when someone posts an unpopular opinion i agree with

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okaymad:

soon i will have to pay rent and food and INTERNET AND IM NOT READY FOR THAT

this didn’t happen in the books

ancient proverb (via welcometothemasturbatory)

hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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ATTENTION ANYONE IN BLAKELY GEORGIA, NEAR BLAKELY, OR WITH LOVED ONES THERE.

2otaku4u:

THERE ARE TWO MEN WHO HAVE ESCAPED JAIL AND ARE TRYING TO HIDE. POLICE ARE EVERYWHERE. LOCK ALL OF YOUR DOORS, WINDOWS, AND DO NOT LET ANYONE OUTSIDE OR INSIDE. STAY ARMED, THEY MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE GUNS.
PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST AND REBLOG AS FUCKING MUCH AS YOU CAN.

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

aw that sucks :(

me as a professional therapist  (via losergirlfriend)

fakefurry:

ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :

  • a birth certificate with 1990-1999